jo3Y!!!11

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Convo with Meg the night before the GMAT. Not a good sign...

megneedsespresso: i aint invited broooo
thatdarnpunk283: hahaha
thatdarnpunk283: you knwo you always are!
megneedsespresso: LOL no im not
thatdarnpunk283: YES i am
megneedsespresso: that didnt make sense bud

SLAP CHOP REMIX hell yeah

“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think it’s due to drinking.” “In that case,” replied his patient, “I’ll come back when you are sober.”

tattoo #fail

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The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything up close.

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—	Chuck Palahniuk (via fuckyeahpalahniuk) (via megisahippie)

Hitler finds out Michael Jackson died.

Sex On Fire - Kings Of Leon

HAHA tonight is going to be a bad memory of this fateful night…

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megisahippie:

And this is why the walk home took us like 3 hours ahahah

#loveofmylife, nbd.

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megisahippie:

South Park: YouTube stars / Canada strikes!

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Token: None of us had ever had any drugs before.
Jimmy: Well, I did Ecstacy once. Me and my girlfriend took it and we stayed up all night having sex.
Kyle: Where did you have sex with her?
Jimmy: In her va-vagina. Thank you, thank you. What a terrific audience.

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

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fuckyeahmotioncitysoundtrack:

Capital H - Motion City Soundtrack

I’ll be back tomorrow
I’ll be back at a quarter to 11
I’m half drunk, I can’t see straight
A hero zero with a capital Z (that’s me)
Singing songs from the balcony as the city crumbles
Under the powers of an evil doctor rocket science monster
with capabilities to destroy the entire universe